Thursday, March 12, 2009

If you ever worried about me finding a boyfriend.

You need worry no longer.  My new boyfriend is Alex.  He's my shorty if you will.

He is four and is on me ALL THE TIME.  Kid is hilarious.

The first day he kicked me and I had to tell him no don't.  So he stopped.  I give the kids high fives and he loves it.

Two days ago he wraps his body around my thigh. Like he is a baby monkey I am the mother and we are going for a ride.

Today he started to kiss my hand before he would give me a high five. EVERY time.  

Now everytime the head teacher takes the kids out to the bathroom or to get water or to the lunch room they have to do a train.  Where the kids put their hands on the back of the shoulders of the kid infront of them. So today my Alex taps his shoulders and waves his hand like get on the train bitch.  So I do, but when I let go he turns around and taps his shoulders again.  Yep, if this isn't love. I don't know what love is.

Then I think my favourite thing today was when they were going home.  He is sitting in his line and sees me gets up. So I hold out my arms and he runs to me like Baby in Dirty Dancing.  Hilarious.

In class he also enjoys holding my hand.

I love most of my little kids. There are a few dolts, but most of my kids are smart. Especially for being 4 years old.  By dolt I mean I have one kid who is just pissy all day. ALL DAY. I saw him excited ONCE. EVER.  It's like living with grumpy bear from the Care Bears. Look when you spend 9 hours a day with kids my analogies become that of a childs.  And what's better than the Care Bears?  Fraggle Rock. Correct.

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