What a day!
So I meet Mel to get some photos done in the subway station. They have a little booth right. It is 5,000 won. Mel puts in her money and they take the photo. NOTHING prints. So she goest to the window to get the only English speaker there to say, "We don't service that machine, you'll have to call the number." Yea. That's damn fine English. Mel wondered why she was working in a subway with all that good English happening. So she's pissed and we have NO clue where the get photos. So we go off to school.
Right.
It takes us about an HOUR to get to school. Oh yea did I mention it snowed. By that I mean maybe 2 cms worth over few hours period. Nothing serious right. HA. They A. Don't have salt to clean the streets OR the sidewalks B. Refuse to buy a snow shovel (I saw one) and C. Can't drive in snow.
I saw a leaf blower blowing snow off the ground. I SHIT YOU NOT.
So we are walking around in the snow our shoes by 30 minutes into the walk are wet as hell. So we decide that we are so damn lost to just go home and call. (see the whole week we've been taxing it with the 2 girls from work so they know how to say where we work in Korea. Mel and I do NOT yet) So on the way back we finally recognize the road and get to school. We are 30 minutes late at this point. Not to teach, but we were suppose to get our physical. So the guy there at the school who is helping us asks for the photos. Since we don't have them we will have to go back and get some. Shit. But we know how to get a taxi home.
We get in the white cabs (NOT the black ones, they are apparently INSANE drivers; white cabs kinda are too) but we say Emart-uh. Seriously. Or Sanbon Yuk (Sanbon Station) So we are on the way back and I notice this A HOLE doesn't turn on his meter. Fuckface is trying to screw me over. So not only have I already cursed this country all day to it looking the same and getting lost for an hour not this dingbat want ME to give him all sorts of money. RIGHT. So we stop and Mel goes how much. He just does the international I dont know what you said. So I said 2 dollars. (cause i'm not fool here asswipe) and he goes ahh ahh ok 2. Cocksucker.
OK picture time. We got instructions in Korean. So we sit, take photos, wait. Mel has the man call the school to tell our guy that our photos are done and we can meet him. He says we have to wait for the photo. So we sit while he does 2 more people. Then goes 1 hour to us. I do the hand signal 'we wait'. and he goes uh huh. Does our stuff in like 10 minutes? PHOTOSHOPS the shit out of us. I still look fucking awful. Let's see trek in the snow for an hour, hair's wet and pretty much knotted to hell and well my face is my face. It's so bad. But he took out my dark circles. Boy do I have them here.
So I get him to call the guy again and he says to meet him at Starbucks. OH Starbucks. Not that different from home, price wise, but the coffee was different for sure. The man behind the counter had good English and told me how much in English, so that makes like easier. Most places have a screen and that's cool. So we wait.
About five minutes later he's there and we are off to get our physical. It's 15 min away and it's now 11.40 or so. He informs us he had an accident last night. Someone his his back bumper. He's in a little pain. SUCKS. And with the snow on the road, it's chaos I tell you. I saw a car MANGLED. I think it must have spun out cause the back bumper was messed up. Crunched from both sides at the hood, but the back doors were fine. Strange. It's not fun to drive here when it's not snowing, let alone when there is snow. He gets us there safely and we learn some new stuff in Korea. Like to buy a car here, you have a showroom only. They bring cars from the factory if you want to test drive them. It's different for sure. I'll take a photo. I think Hyundia is right by us. There are a lot of photos I need to take.
So we get there. Everyone is on lunch until like 2.30. YEA
Back to school, where we now open up a bank account. Pretty smooth sailing. That is until I'm back at school and one of the Korean teachers (who was setting up account for the 2 other newer people) dropped off a paper I have to bring back to the bank. This country is not organized in the slightest. But their subway run on time. Wtf eh.
So at school. I teach my one class and at the end this one little girl is CRYING. Like puddles on the desk. I'm not kidding. I was pronouncing her name wrong and the boys were making fun of me for it. It wasn't directed to her. But she took offense. FUCK I felt bad man. I made the boys apologize....yea.... the boys were like wtf did we do. They were fun that day too...ah well. I'll see them Tuesday and make it up to them all with candy or something.
Yes we can bribe them to be good with candy and gifts.
School is over. I still have no schedule as to when I am coming in but what's new. So Mel and I go home. We were going to have Indian before girls night, but that didn't pan out. Ah well. We had Popeyes Chicken. YEA. Got some Cass beer, whose handle broke and it dropped on the floor, decimating one bottle. (See they don't have separaters in their boxes, so they all bang together.) At least it was in the store. We waited and one guy told us we could go. So a new box in hand we went to the cash. Got home and the ladies came over. Two girls from school and one friend of one of theirs. Who is now a friend of mine. Bitch can sing. More on that.
So we paint our nails and do facials. It's about midnight and we go out to this place called the Pirate bar. AWESOME. You get beer served in ice. Like it's in a plastic thing and this huge like ice glass. There are photos somewhere. You drink your beer and throw it at this target. Hit the target win a prize. They have this like electronic prize wheel. You can win beer, fries, whiskey all that. 2.50 a beer. I"M GOING BACK. hah..so my throw was so fucking bad. Omg. The worst of all the girls. I threw like a damn girl, but it's made of freakin' ice people. One guy there said nice throw. I said shut up. I know it's bad. haha
So from there we go to UFO. What's UFO you ask. KARAOKE ROOMS. Can we all say, "Stacey is in her glory." HOLY CRAP. 15 bucks, bring your own liquor, and you get an hour. Thing is you get free time all the time. So we were there for a few hours. I sang my face off. 100% on Alanis, You Outta Know... they had That Thing You Do (which i didn't get to do), Pop goes my heart (from music and lyrics) WE DID AND WE RULED. Mel and I danced to that. Oh god yea. hah It was so so so so much fun. Lots of songs. I can't wait to go back there.
So one of the girls had something to do this morning and was asking the time. I took a picture and showed her the time. YEA NOT THE TIME. I said it was 2ish. I got home at 5.45 am. That's how much fun I was having. OMG. OMG. Seriously it's fantastic. And now I have a headache and in dire need of a shower and then off to Costco!!!!! I'm very excited!